I’ve decided to enter a relationship. With myself. I’m an awesome girlfriend. I’m a pretty good cook, an awesome kisser, and I like all of the things that I like. I’m laid-back, open-minded and totally sensitive to my needs. I’m well educated, relatively low-maintenance and am just the right amount of nerdy.

I think my dancing is cute, and I don’t feel the need to go out all of the time on weekends. I’m totally content to stay in, watch a movie and cuddle.

I’m open to re-consider if better options come along, but at this point, I am pretty confident that I will never break my heart.